So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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