Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I stole a fireplace last night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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