How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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