Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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