my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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