last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
