this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just want nice things and good sex
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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