i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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