I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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