Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It's Friday. Sex?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I supernannyed him into submission
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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