Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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