Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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