We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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