So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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