shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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