I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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