How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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