Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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