My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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