I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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