On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I know her cup size but not her name....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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