alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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