Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Randomize
