Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
