you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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