How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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