The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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