Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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