I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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