I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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