Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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