Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You ruined the universe
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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