I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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