Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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