i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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