we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
There are leaves in my underwear?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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