Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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