i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
A+ Viking dick
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
