Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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