I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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