True but thats because hes a fetus.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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