I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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