you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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