Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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