i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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