I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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