At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
COCAINE IS GR8
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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