Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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