Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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