how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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