You're so nebulous sometimes
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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