Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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