I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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