Need sex. Gaining weight.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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