boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
