on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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