thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I will be naked everywhere
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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