No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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